Sales spam, Lion's Mane, Brain+Focus

Just imagine,

You’re sat at home eagerly awaiting the Monday insights series from your favourite Procurement Protagonist.

There is only one Procurement Protagnonist btw, I registered that as a trademark back in Jan.

You’re thinking

“I can’t possibly begin my week without a bit of Procurement deep dive from Tom”

and then it happens…

Twice.

Two lots of sales e-mails within…wait…

0 seconds of each other.

The hunted has become the hunter.

Tom has become the kind of man you always hated.

Well…I’m here to say I’m sorry.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word in society at the moment.

And not many Procurement pros like saying it. It makes them feel all hard and emotionless if they never say sorry.

Well…I’m different…it was a genuine mess up.

You see…

A couple of weeks ago when I’d put pen down for my exciting new course curriculum I thought to myself…shikes I’d better start selling this thing. It’s a beauty and I’m going to change lives of Procurement pros the world over.

It’s Procurement Soft Skills Mastery. Everything you don’t get from a CIPS course and nobody tells you but everything you need to transform your career and become the best in the business.

It’s my signature course and it’s a special founders round whereby a limited cohort will get more personalised time with me than they could ever have wished for.

And so I pre-scheduled an e-mail to land in your inbox at 8am on Monday.

Except on Sunday night just gone I also thought…

Do you know what, I really should tell people about my new course. It’s ace.

Enrolment closes on 3rd May so there’s not much time left in case people are interested.

So…I also wrote an e-mail and scheduled it for 8am Monday.

You got two e-mails from me saying the same thing!

I’m sorry.

On that note…I’m still on the Mushroom gummies to enhance my memory and alertness but I’ve just upgraded to this beauty…

As you can tell, it’s making all the difference.

P.S. if you’re interested to find out more about my new course Procurement Soft Skills Mastery…just hit reply with two words “I’m Interested” and I’ll share all the details.